Become the shitcoin dev you were warned about.

Mint memecoins, farm the hype, pump the chart, then rug your holders for diamonds — before the FUD rugs you. No real money. Just tap and play.

Free forever  ·  No sign-up  ·  Plays in your browser

The game

Play it right here

The full game, embedded below — works on desktop and mobile. Tap to farm hype, mint a coin, pump it, and rug. It's free and saves your progress automatically.

How to play

The whole loop, in five taps

1 · Farm hype
Tap to build a stash of Hype — the fuel for launching coins.
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2 · Mint a coin
Spend your whole stash — the bigger it is, the stronger the coin launches.
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3 · Pump it
Buy promos — tweets, influencers, fake volume — to inflate the price.
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4 · Rug pull
Cash out at the top for 💎 diamonds and ⭐ XP before the FUD hits.
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5 · Get stronger
Spend diamonds on a skill tree, prestige, and do it all bigger.
Support the project

Back the game with $SICS

The game is free and always will be. $SICS is just a way to support it and spread the word.

A coin for the community, not your portfolio

$SICS is the community memecoin behind Shitcoin Simulator. Its only job is to help the game reach more degens and support development — it's a meme and a high-five, not an investment. There are no promised returns and no utility beyond being part of the joke.

If you want to chip in and fly the flag, you can swap a bit of SOL for $SICS here. If you'd rather just play, that's completely free — and honestly the whole point.

Connect any Solana wallet in the widget. Swaps are routed by Jupiter and signed by you in your own wallet — this site never holds your funds.

Support with $SICS
Grab $SICS to back the game — easiest on pump.fun, where it launched.
🚀 Buy $SICS on pump.fun ↗ Prefer Jupiter? Swap on jup.ag ↗
📱 On phone, the pump.fun button is the simplest way in.
💻 On desktop with a wallet extension, you can also swap right here.
Real on-chain swaps you approve in your wallet. $SICS has no intrinsic value or promised returns. Crypto is volatile — only spend what you can afford to lose. Not financial advice.